Kentucky is a magical place. A kick-ass place. It’s the land of tasty bourbon, fast horses, beautiful farmland and the world famous Cocaine Bear. It’s also the birthplace of George Clooney, fried chicken, Rosie the Riveter, Muhammed Ali, Chris Stapleton, Loretta Lynn, and the 80’s band Exile. Kentuckians are a proud people and no one loves their home state more than we do. But we know not all of us can live here at the same time. So this one goes out to all of you Kentuckians living afar.
Being homesick does not kick-ass and we know this can be especially tough as we get closer to the holidays. That’s why we’ve made something special for all of our homesick sisters and brothers living out of state. Taking inspiration from the phone sex/group chat phone lines popular in the 1980s and 1990s, we’ve created this sexy video and a special 1800# to give y’all a little taste of your old Kentucky home.
So pour yourself a Bourbon, watch the video and call the number now. If you listen until the very end, you may even find a special discount code that you can use to get yourself something from the shop. How rad is that?
FOR ALL THE KICK ASS YOUR BABY CAN HANDLE