Kentucky Coal

 

$7.00

Joy to the world! Real live Kentucky coal lumps are back!

Declare this Christmas a “No Buttholes Zone” and go on the offensive
with the gift that’s worse than nothing. Coal. Because nothing says,
“I do not approve of you,” like a real live chunk of Kentucky’s
filthiest export.

You’ll be a Yuletide hero when you lower the boom on some unsuspecting
schmuck with this hilarious anti-gift straight from the motherland.

Kentucky Coal gift-wrapped and delivered to whoever you think deserves it. Coal size and shape will vary. Real coal. 

*As seen on the Huffington Post and National Geographic*

PLEASE NOTE: All items in the order will be delivered to the 1 shipping address you provide. Order your coal separately.

COAL IS DONE FOR THE SEASON. SEE YOU NEXT YEAR.

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