If you've never seen a man swim on land you should watch my neighbor Harlan Adkins. He knows the mountains around Pike County's Greasy Creek so well that when he steps into the forest it's like he's easing his way through a thick gel of instinct and ancestral knowledge that nobody else can sense. He …

"Well, let me just quote the late, great, Colonel Sanders. He said, 'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.'" — The late, great Ricky Bobby
If you've ever heard that now ubiquitous quote, you might have wondered whether the Colonel ever actually said it. He didn't. But if you're a Kentuckian who has heard it, …